What a week it has been! Wah-wah-wee-wah, or whatever. (Borat.) This week we learned a lot about writing and loneliness. And someone let the clowns out! But most importantly, we stayed safe. After the jump, this week's five Highest Rated Comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated Comment, the winner of the Diddy Got Slimed Caption Contest, and ...