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Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

What a week it has been! Wah-wah-wee-wah, or whatever. (Borat.) This week we learned a lot about writing and loneliness. And someone let the clowns out! But most importantly, we stayed safe.

After the jump, this week’s five Highest Rated Comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated Comment, the winner of the Diddy Got Slimed Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 Kateness | Mar 23rd Score:95

Is this what Ke$ha feels like when she wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy?

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Diddy Got Slimed
#4 Lakonislate | Mar 22nd Score:112

This has been another installment of…

Been waiting all week to post that again.

Posted in: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Envy
#3 Jeb | Mar 19th Score:114

That’s SO ravin’.

Posted in: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
#2 shellbomber | Mar 24th Score:117

Usually Bill Clinton is the one leaving stains on other people’s clothes. –Jay Leno

Posted in: Duh Aficionado Magazine: George W. Bush Is A Jerk
#1 mitchnmurray | Mar 24th Score:135

They can take our lives, but they will not be allowed to take our right to petition the king about papal land grants.

Posted in: Best New Party Game: 19: #calmmovielines

Ed. note: After the tragic events of last week, it was nice to see everyone rallying together first thing Monday morning, and working as a team to make this week’s comments better than ever. Yay! We did it!

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

Steve Winwood | Mar 22nd Score:-27
High Fidelity is a terrible film
Posted in: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Envy

Ed. note: OK, Steve Winwood. OK. Relax, buddy.

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

Notsewfast | Mar 23rd Score:124

For a brief period in 1998, Puff Daddy wished to be called P-Soup.

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Diddy Got Slimed

Ed. note: Congratulations to notsewfast. You earned it!

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

wrj89 | Mar 25th

“JAMES FRANCO, I’M FORWARDING YOU AN EMAIL,” — David Mamet

Posted in: The Soft Sweet Poetry Of James Franco’s Short Fiction

Ed. note: This comment is TBS Very Funny, but most importantly, it shows that wrj89 has been PAYING ATTENTION. Thank you, wrj89. A+! Extra credit!