Ding ding ding ding! It has been a long and intense race, but we finally have a winner for Most Depressing Thing! It is a cookbook called Microwave Cooking for One. Here is author Marie T. Smith demonstrating the recipe for "breakfast" (for one): [videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] Yum. Hey, does anyone know the number for an ambulance? Anyway, the website ...