Now You, Too, Can Smell Like An Effete Alcoholic Billionaire Egomaniac Obsessed With Toys

In honor of the movie’s release, Diesel has created a limited edition Iron Man 2 cologne. Right. The scent is “lemon blossom, mandarin and coriander leaves, a heart of labdanum, black rose and lavender, and a dry down of amber, tolu wood and ebony wood.” Hahaha, WHUTEVER YOU SAY, Diesel.