The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Diddy Got Slimed

The 2010 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards is this Saturday! That doesn’t mean much to me as I will be too busy writing my last will and testament in celebration of my upcoming 75th birthday party (at the hospital). But, since I know most of you are 12-year-old girls, I’m sure you’ve already programmed your DVRs and armed the Parent Lock function. Lock and load! You have two “street signs” on your bedroom door: one says “NO PARENTS ALLOWED” and the other one says “NO DVR MISTAKES ALLOWED.” Not that you even need to DVR it since you will definitely be at home at 8PM on a Saturday night watching Nickelodeon, as usual, and will see them LIVE. No duh. This year’s awards look very exciting, and very kids-oriented. Kevin James is the host? What kid doesn’t love Kevin James, star of King of Queens? Other presenters include: Tina Fey, Chris Rock, Queen Latifah, Dev Patel, and George Lopez. Just a cavalcade of people that kids care a ton about.

“NnnnnNNNNNNNnnnnn…IT’S EXCITING!” — Kids

Anyway, in my research (for my journalism), I found this picture (in “the Chronicles of Slime”) of Diddy getting slimed at the 1998 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards. So good. I honestly hope that this is in the Smithsonian Museum’s “Best Pictures” Wing. So. Caption it! Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball, and that’s fresh.