Jesus Christ Died For Our Ridiculous Cars

B-SHOC presents “Christ-Like Cruisin'”:

This song isn’t very good (whaaaaaaat?!) but it does remind us of the very important teachings of Jesus Christ, which say that you should save all of the money you make at Quiznos by living at your grandparents’ house so that you can afford an expensive car that stands in stark contrast to your actual economic means. Then, once your depressingly inappropriate car is tricked out, Jesus says, you should spread His gospel through miserable fake raps written on your boy Dice’s computer. “And the MEGAbass should shake the cereal bowls.” (Jeremiah 4:8:15:16:23:42.) Because life is precious, and God, and the bible. (Thanks for the tip, Josh and Ben.)