The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Mike Tyson And A Racing Pigeon

This is a promotional picture for the new Animal Planet show, Mike Tyson Races Some Pigeons, 2010: The Show. It’s a new photo of Mike Tyson kissing a pigeon, not to be confused with archival photos of Mike Tyson with a pigeon. Now, of course, we know what Mike Tyson is thinking. He’s thinking, “Don’t forget to breathe. You need to breathe to live. Whoops, I was thinking about remembering to breathe and that made me forget to breathe. I’m breathing now though, I think. Hi, bird!” But what is the bird thinking?

The winner will receive special recognition in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. LET’S GET READY TO COMMMMMMMENT! And a special congratulations to Mike Tyson, who finds himself the subject of the Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest for a historic SECOND time! Way to go, convicted rapist champ! (Photo via DailyWhat.)