I Fu*king Hate This Calvin Klein Commercial

Featuring Kellan Lutz (Twilight) and Mechad Brooks (True Blood), for anyone who wants to be half-vampire half-A**HOLE:

Gross, Eggs. Gross, Emmett Cullen. Gross, other dudes. Gross, anyone who buys this underwear. “Calvin Klein X: Wear It Under Your Jumpsuit on the Bus to Jail.” (Via Vulture.)