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Let’s Make Up Stupid Names For Sarah Palin’s Stupid Reality Show

Sarah Palin is pitching a reality TV show, because of course Sarah Palin is pitching a reality TV show. From Entertainment Weekly:

Multiple sources confirm that Palin and uber-reality show producer Mark Burnett have been making the rounds in Hollywood this week to pitch a TV docudrama about Alaska. One source called it a “planet-Earth type look” at Palin’s home state. The former candidate for the vice presidency was seen leaving ABC today with Burnett, and an insider confirmed that she met with reality topper Mike Darnell yesterday at Fox (where she and her family ended the day by visiting American Idol. Palin stayed in the green room). She also stopped by CBS today and plans to meet with NBC Universal TV Chairman Jeff Gaspin tomorrow.

What a serious person with a lot of interesting ideas who is working hard to make the world a better place. Did you hear that she was at an Oscar gifting suite yesterday? An Oscar gifting suite! It just makes sense! What a piece of shit. Just literally one of the worst people out there. I don’t wish harm against people, but I hope she gets hit by a snowmobile. Not fatally, just, like, enough to make her seriously reconsider her priorities. She will just have a tiny scar under her clothing that no one can even see, but every day that scar will remind her how grateful she is that her near-fatal-but-not-at-all-fatal snowmobile accident opened her eyes to the selfishness, egomaniacal, and boldly ignorant ways in which she was living her life. Or maybe it should just be fatal. HARD TO KNOW.

Anyway, let’s make up stupid names for her stupid reality show. Here’s one: Sarah Palin Stinks: Alaska! Very clever name. Cool show.