Here is the first promo for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Gross.
He did not even make a new promo for the show, that is the depth of his laziness. He just took the stupid promo for stupid The Jay Leno Show and dubbed a painfully obnoxious song (the rights for which cost 10 gillion spacebucks) over it. What a piece of shit! Do you guys remember that news clip from CNN from a few years ago, right after Hurricane Katrina, when then Vice President Dick Cheney was on a residential street talking to reporters about the government’s clean-up efforts, and some outraged nerd walking by shouted “Go fuck yourself, Mr. Cheney!”? Do you guys remember that? Because this is one of those moments. Like, what are you going to do, you know? Sometimes the dark forces of the world are too strong to effectively fight against, but you can at least let those dark forces know how you feel. And how you feel is that those dark forces should go fuck themselves.