Live-Watching The Super Bowl Ads Open Thread

Well, America, it all comes down to this. Who will walk off the field victorious? Will it be some stupid CGI e-Trade baby, or, like, a pair of tits with Go Daddy written on them in ketchup or something? I’m talking, of course, about the Annual Super Contest in which the nation’s most important advertisements compete in a head-to-head competition to see who can be the most casually irreverent while not losing sight of the branding image. Personally, I will be flipping back and forth between this year’s advertisements and Puppy Bowl VI, so that I can root for my boy, Bear. Go Bear!

Anyhow, if you are watching the Advertising Bowl, because America #1, feel free to keep a running commentary on your favorite corporate messages in the comments. That is what tonight is all about.