Look, let’s just be honest with each other, because we are all adults here and we no longer fear THE TRUTH. I didn’t actually watch any of the TV shows last night. SO SUE ME. The thing is, I was at a Big City Comedy Club watching this up-and-coming young comedian that I have heard a lot of great things about, Max Silvestri, open for some dude named Aziz Ansari, and the show did not get out until very late because you are only young once and only in New York. My head would be in a total yogurt cup this morning, but my head is too busy heading out to a doctor’s appointment, because I am human, and sometimes humans FALL APART. What I’m saying is that you guys are going to have to hold down the fort for a little while. But between all of our old favorites (Community, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, and The Office) and the season premieres of both The Sarah Silverman Program and Important Things with Demitri Martin, there is plenty to talk about. I think you’re ready, and I trust you. NO PARTIES! The numbers for the police and the hospital is next to the fridge.