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The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Brett Ratner Hugs A Leprechaun

Two Caption This! contests in one week? WHERE WE ARE GOING WE DON’T NEED ANY RULES. Now, obviously, we know what Brett Ratner is thinking, which is: “I wonder if I can sneak Diet Red Bulls laced with cocaine into the strip club inside this papier-mache sculpture of my dick I spent three weeks making.” But what is that poor leprechaun thinking? That is where you come in! The pot of gold at the end of this contest (I am so sorry, for everything) is special recognition in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. (Photo via Vulture.)