The Season Premiere Of Lost, Family Style

GET IN HERE! IT IS ABOUT TO START! You know, I never fully understood the fanatical passion that women of a certain age feel towards their soaps, or “stories”, if you will, until now. Imagine having the rush that we are feeling tonight, but every day, for a thousand years. It would probably kill you! But what a delicious death (Delicious Death is the name of my metal band, we suck) it would be. Anyway, I’ll do a fuller write up of this epic event tomorrow, but for now, tonight, let’s just share this together. You have to capture these precious moments while you can. (This post was written by a bottle of Designer Imposters Perfume.)

Holy shit, you guys: