Conan O’who? Jay Lewhosthisnow? The Tonight Shuh? No time for old snooze! America has a new feud brewing and it is awesome. As anyone who follows Kirstie Alley’s Twitter (GUILTY) knows, her feud with Joy Behar (over…Tiger Woods?) has actually been brewing for some time, but Joy Behar has finally taken the bait (kind of), and now we are all on the Fast Bus to Feud Town, Population YES! Here are some of the highlights (via HuffingtonPost):
and WHY has Joy Behar turned into such a self righteous cooz head? OOOOooo that’s right…..FOREVER!!!
FOREVER!!! YOU GOT IT, HILARIOUS LADY!!! (Kirstie Alley’s first Tweeter this morning started with “GOOD MORNING CRANBERRY HEADS,” which made me laugh out loud.) And also this:
CHEATING is between a husband and wife. Not TMZ and Joy Bewhore…God, I want to bash her in the vagina with her microphone.
Yikes. Bash her in the vagina with her microphone? Why do you want to do that? That is a weird thing to want to do! Also, I think The View uses clip-on lapel mics, so, you know, DIFFICULT.
Admittedly, Joy Behar’s response is kind of tepid:
Kirstie Alley calls me Joy Bewhore. Compliments! Compliments!
Come on, Joy Behar. YOU BETTER DRUMLINE! How do you expect CafePress to move these shirts if you’re not going to put in the work?
Man. Feuds are the best, and this feud is hilarious. RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN to this feud! Get it? You get it.