Nothing Says “Buy Me” Like The Dulcet Tones Of Gilbert Godfried

I don’t know what it is, but I could just really go for a ShoeDini right now. I don’t even have any trouble getting my shoes on or off, being a fully functional adult who can manage minor tasks, but Gilbert Godfried’s voice is like a SIREN SONG. ShoeDini, I am crashing upon your shores! (Just kidding! No I’m not! What is this?) (Thanks for the tip, Mark.)

UPDATE: FAKE! Once again, I got INTERNET’D!