The Final Episode Of The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien Drinking Game

It all seemed to happen so fast, but here we are, at the Boys II Mend of the road. Tonight, Conan O’Brien hosts his final episode of The Tonight Show after just seven months, and potentially his final late night show ever for NBC after 17 years. R.I.P. Conan! One day, many years from now, you’ll be sitting in a hover-chair out on your space-porch surrounded by your grandchildren, and you’ll tell them all about the time that a talented comedian was forcibly removed from his television hosting job by a egomaniacal rat fink car enthusiast. And your grandchildren will momentarily stop SEXTing each other dick pics with their surgically implanted iChips, and listen in rapt attention for 30 seconds until they realize that your story is in no way going to explain why the Earth is covered in water.

But for now, we drink! After the jump, rules for the Final Episode of the Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien Drinking Game:

Take a drink every time:

  • Conan does the string dance
  • Conan rolls his r’s at a lady
  • Conan rubs his nipples
  • Conan makes a disparaging remark about his skin/hair
  • Andy Richter says something hilarious because he’s the best
  • They cut to a close up of Max Weinberg looking serious
  • They cut to a close up of La Bamba and/or La Bamba’s moustache
  • Triumph the Insult Comic Dog makes a surprise visit
  • The Masturbating Bear makes a surprise visit
  • Pimbot makes a surprise visit
  • Amy Poehler makes a surprise visit (as Andy’s little sister)
  • Howard Stern reprises his role as Fart Man and descends from the rafters on a zipline
  • Bone Thugs N Harmony do a historic performance of “The Crossroads”
  • Madonna and Britney Spears Kiss
  • Krist Novoselic hits himself in the face with his bass
  • Pee Wee Herman emerges from retirement to present an award

Admittedly, some of the rules for the Final Episode of the Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien Drinking Game are very similar to the rules for the Remembering Stuff That Has Happened at the MTV Video Music Awards Drinking Game. But do not worry, I am confident that you will still be very very drunk by the end. You win?