That’s Your Girlfriend: Britney Spears

It almost goes without saying that Britney Spears is your girlfriend. But even now, after all of the years that you have been dating, and loving, and remarking on how crazy it is that you have SO MUCH in common, sometimes it is still nice to be reminded of what it is that you see in her. For example, your mutual appreciation for talking to everyone in Stewie’s voice from Family Guy. (Perfect. That is what the matching tattoos say on both of your lower backs.) From ContactMusic (Thanks for the tip, Edith.):

Britney Spears has started speaking in a British accent.

The 28-year-old singer has become obsessed with animated US TV show ‘Family Guy’ and has reportedly been wandering around Los Angeles’ Mondrian Hotel mimicking the voice of troublesome baby Stewie, whose English accent is voiced by show creator Seth MacFarlane.

A source said: “Britney has developed a real fascination for ‘Family Guy’. She’s been staying in the hotel’s penthouse suite and has been watching box sets.”

Britney has been addressing hotel staff in the voice much to their amusement.

The source to The Sun newspaper: “She really likes Stewie and has been trying to copy his British accent. It’s a bit weird, especially when she’s in the gym speaking like a camp Brit.”

This is not the first time Britney has spoken in a British accent.

That last sentence alone is worth all the Pulitzers.

“Mom, dad, I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate how you’ve both stood by me over the years, and I know that sometimes it was hard, and you wished that I would just go into something more reliable, like law or medicine, and I couldn’t have done it without you. But I am a real journalist now.” That’s what you say to your parents to try and deflect the conversation from the topic of the mistakes they believe you are making with your love life. Also you write articles about your girlfriend.

“It’s complicated.”