Duh Aficionado Magazine: Nick Nolte Is A Maniac

Nick Nolte: No Exit trailer, you guys:

This looks pretty good, I guess. But the joys of watching a train wreck documentary in the first place are derived from being surprised by either a) a train wreck that had for so long been hidden from view (speaking of, have you guys read this yet? Yikes!) or b) reveling in how deep the train wreck hole goes. Unfortunately, this doesn’t look like it’s going to be either of those things. I mean, we all know that Nick Nolte is a messssssssssssssssss. (Apparently he is also a geniussssssssss? Sure, documentary. Whatever you say, documentary.) So it is no surprise that he acts like one. But he’s also not quite a big enough mess. Where is the Gary Busey documentary that the world demands? NEEDS MORE BUSEY.

But we can certainly watch this while we wait.