The RZA Auditions For Parks And Recreation, Son

“Girls kiss, yo, nowadays? Fuck yo.” Have you seen the RZA’s insane but obviously awesome paintings? I signed up to reserve one, but then a dude called my house to tell me that they are $500. Yikes! I didn’t know I was dealing with the Damien Hirst of the hip hop art world.

All joking aside, I wish the RZA was my dad.