Hugh Jackman The New Global Spokesman For Lipton Iced Tea

And the old global spokesman for Peeing Your Pants. A celebrity gossip blog has photos of Mr. Jackman (X-Men Origins: Wolverine, frequent urinator) on the set of a Lipton Iced Tea Commercial. It is hard to tell from the photos whether or not his pants are actually soaked with urine, or if they are clean, dry pants, into which Hugh Jackman has just now changed after dampening the crotch and legs of another pair of pants with pee. While there is no official word yet as to what the new slogan for Lipton Iced Tea will be for the Hugh Jackman campaign, I suspect that it will be “Decide To Let The Tea Takeover.” Other possible slogans include:

  • I Drank Too Much Tea, And Now My Pants Are Soaking Wet
  • Lipton Iced Tea Gives My Body The Electrolytes It Needs To Pee My Pants
  • I Ice Tea’d My Pants

Hugh Jackman is currently working on Happy Feet 2: The Pee Pee Dance. (Via ONTD.)