The NFL’s Ladainian Tomlinson Must Be Very Rich!

Look, I’ll admit it: I don’t know a lot about football. I mean, I know that it is a points-based game in which extra-extra-large sportsletes try go push each other down and then sit on each other. And there is kicking? “Get that ball into the pointszone!” That’s what you guys yell, right? ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SPORTSBALLLLLL! But what I lack in knowledge about football I more than make up for in knowledge about MTV VJ’s of the mid-90s, and Matt Pinfield kind of LOOKED like a football player, so I think it all works out.

Anyway, professional football contestant Ladainian Tomlinson, whoever that is, must be very rich! He probably has upwards of $10,000. How else to explain this homemade music video for a song called the “LT Slide Electric Glide” that looks like it was directed by Eric Wareheim and makes Ladainian Tomlinson look like a cast member in a video directed by Eric Wareheim, if you catch my meaning (mentally and/or emotionally disturbed).

What was Ladainian Tomlinson going to do? NOT make this video? You sound crazy, you know that? (Via