Sarah Palin Is A “Journalist” For FOX News, Or: Puppies!

The New York Times is reporting that Sarah Palin has signed a contract to work with FOX News. Perfect.

The network confirmed that Ms. Palin will appear on the network’s programming on a regular basis as part of a multi-year deal. Financial terms were not disclosed. Ms. Palin will not have her own regular program, one person familiar with the deal said, though she will host an occasional series that will run on the network from time to time.

That makes sense. I mean, it is a news network, so obviously they are going to hire intelligent, well-informed people, with a history of being able to clearly express thoughts and ideas*. Ugh. You know what? I already recognize that the world is a place of darkness and misery where the cruel are rewarded, stupidity is a virtue, and there is no God. DUH. So, you guys are free to talk about this latest instance of a proudly ignorant human nightmare being financially rewarded for their hateful, dishonest, and morally bankrupt fame-seeking, OR you can post pictures of puppies in the comments in an effort to carve out some kind of tiny corner in this world where things are DECENT and GOOD and not terrifying reminders that we do not belong. The choice is yours!