Where Is The Remix Of Mariah Carey’s Already Legendary Acceptance Speech?

Mariah Carey gave an acceptance speech last night at the Palm Springs International Film Festival (whatever THAT is) for her role in the movie Precious, and it is already legendary. I heard that this speech is so classic that Christopher Lee is going to record a conceptual metal album about it. (CALL BACK!) If you haven’t watched it, watch it, why not.

The question, of course, is where is the Internet’s remix of this speech? I know the video has only been on-line for a few hours, but at this point I thought the Lawnmower Man farted these things out instantaneously (foreshadowing). What are you waiting for, Internet?! I would do it myself but a) I don’t understand why I have to do EVERYTHING, and b) I don’t know how to make remixes. What do I look like, Steve Aoki? Racist.

Although, I did come up with this. It was equally inevitable if you ask me:

Better. You know, just becomes something is obvious and lazy doesn’t necessarily make it wrong. Isn’t that right, MOST OF TELEVISION?