The New Cast Of Celebrity Apprentice Is Very Famous Hilarious

The cast for the next season of Celebrity Apprentice has been announced. Celebrity Apprentice, of course, is the show in which Donald Trump makes “celebrities” sell lemonade in Union Square for charity, because of business? The winner gets a job working for Trump as a limousine? And something something Omarosa? It is kind of confusing. But what is not confusing is the impressive display of STAR POWER that is going to be on hand for the new season. You might want to sit down, because this list is going to give you the vapors. All these people in one room? Have you ever wanted to BE A ROOM SO BAD? Check out all these impressive celebs!

  • Darryl Strawberry (Sure!)
  • Cyndi Lauper (Wow!)
  • Bret Michaels (Neat!)
  • Sharon Osbourne (Wow!)
  • Michael Johnson (OK!)
  • Sinbad (Haha! YES!)
  • Holly Robinson Peete (Who?)
  • Goldberg (What?)
  • Carol Leifer (Who?)
  • Summer Sanders (Who?)
  • Rod Blagojevich (Jail?)
  • Maria Kanellis (Huh?)
  • Curtis Stone (Huh? Who?)
  • Selita Ebanks (What? Huh?)

What a good show! Very famous! I have not seen a cast this impressive since Frangela joined I’m a Celebrity and I Want to Get Out of Here (no offense to Frangela, who I feel confident are aware of whether or not they are indeed “celebrities”). It’s weird that they didn’t get Richard Karn from Home Improvement. He was probably a little too famous. I’m going to get all of these celebrities to sign my autograph book, and then I’m going to set that book on fire!

The new season of Celebrity Apprentice premieres March 14, if that means anything to you.