I do not know what your New Year’s Eve looked like. Maybe you were at a fancy night club spilling Moet on your micro mini. Maybe you were at home, putting makeup on your cat. I don’t know! All I know is what my own New Year’s Eve looked like, which is this mosh pit of all girl juggalos (also known as juggalettes, no duh).
2010 is going great so far, right, you guys? We got magicians walking around this bitch. (Thanks for the tip, Mike and Sean.)