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The Bounty Hunter trailer, you guys:

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I LIKE WHEN HE PUT A HUMAN BEING IN THE TRUNK OF A CAR!

This movie just looks really great. Very smart. Very interesting. Lots of great characters that you root for. You just want to see what is going to happen next! I’m pretty sure Fandango put an ad out on Craigslist today requesting Temporary Assistance. “Must be experienced at processing tens of millions of ticket pre-orders from HIGHLY DISCERNING customers.” Probably. Actually, I hope that the demand for tickets overwhelms Fandango’s servers, just so that we can hear this being said out loud at ticket counters: “One full-grown adult for The Bounty Hunter, please.” My only question is will this movie be in IMAX? Because I really want a bunch of boring, snipey, dull-witted arguing with a half-baked mob plotline carelessly interwoven to just OVERWHELM MY SENSES COMPLETELY.