Let Us Please Leave The Wedding Dance In 2009

Probably the worst one yet. No, definitely the worst one yet.

There is nothing more Christian than a domestic abuser’s song about chewing gum, I’m sure. Even the kids don’t seem to be enjoying this. But in the spirit of SACRED XMAS, I’m willing to let this one slide, as long as we all promise that this is the last one, and that when the clock strikes midnight ushering in January 1st, 2010, we pretend like this whole thing never happened. (Via Urlesque.)