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Full List Of Golden Globe Nominees Presented By Dr. Chuckles

This post is running a little late because I was “out of the office” this morning on official business, but the nominees for the 2009 Golden Globes have been announced! Oh great! Everyone loves the Golden Globes! Wait, love is the wrong word. What is the word I am looking for? Oh right! Everyone has heard of the Golden Globes! Although, I will say this about the Golden Globes: there was an ad on NBC the other night featuring this year’s host, Ricky Gervais, and I realized that I might actually watch this thing for once. Lucky you, Golden Globes!

Of course every Hollywood Awards show worth its weight in medical grade cocaine has an elaborate pre-presentation with a celebrity announcing the nominees, and this year, that celebrity was Dr. Chuckles Timberlake. Seriously, whoever told this guy that he was the funniest guy is clearly very persuasive, because there is no convincing JT that he should relax with the stand up routine. If only every teenage girl struggling with self-esteem issues could have their own Guy Who Told Justin Timberlake That He Was Hilarious to encourage her to believe that she is a precious snowflake.

After the jump, a couple great laughs, and then the nominees nuts.

From People:

There are presenters – those who simply read the material – and there are performers – those who add their own personal flourishes to delivering the list of Golden Globe nominees, as Justin Timberlake so ably proved Tuesday morning.

Sliding some of his own observations into his announcements, the musician, 28, said while naming those who received nods in the music categories: “Paul McCartney – you may have heard of him,” and “Bono – You may have heard of him, as well.”

He also managed a quick little sound effect before announcing the major motion picture drama nominees. Said Timberlake, “Impromptu drumroll.”

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Best Motion Picture – Drama
Avatar
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Precious: Based On The Novel Push By Sapphire
Up In The Air

Best Performance By An Actress In A Motion Picture – Drama
Emily Blunt, The Young Victoria
Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side
Helen Mirren, The Last Station
Carey Mulligan, An Education
Gabourey Sidibe, Precious: Based On The Novel Push By Sapphire

Best Performance By An Actor In A Motion Picture – Drama
Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart
George Clooney, Up In The Air
Colin Firth, A Single Man
Morgan Freeman, Invictus
Tobey Maguire, Brothers

Best Motion Picture – Comedy Or Musical
(500) Days Of Summer
The Hangover
It’s Complicated
Julie & Julia
Nine

Best Performance By An Actress In A Motion Picture – Comedy Or Musical
Sandra Bullock, The Proposal
Marion Cotillard, Nine
Julia Roberts, Duplicity
Meryl Streep, It’s Complicated
Meryl Streep, Julie & Julia

Best Performance By An Actor In A Motion Picture – Comedy Or Musical
Matt Damon, The Informant!
Daniel Day-Lewis, Nine
Robert Downey Jr., Sherlock Holmes
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, (500) Days Of Summer
Michael Stuhlbarg, A Serious Man

Best Animated Feature Film
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs
Coraline
Fantastic Mr. Fox
The Princess And The Frog
Up

Best Foreign Language Film
Baaria (Italy)
Broken Embraces (Spain)
The Maid (Chile)
A Prophet (France)
The White Ribbon (Germany)

Best Performance By An Actress In A Supporting Role In A Motion Picture
Penélope Cruz, Nine
Vera Farmiga, Up In The Air
Anna Kendrick, Up In The Air
Mo’nique, Precious: Based On The Novel Push By Sapphire
Julianne Moore, A Single Man

Best Performance By An Actor In A Supporting Role In A Motion Picture
Matt Damon, Invictus
Woody Harrelson, The Messenger
Christopher Plummer, The Last Station
Stanley Tucci, The Lovely Bones
Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds

Best Director – Motion Picture
Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
James Cameron, Avatar
Clint Eastwood, Invictus
Jason Reitman, Up In The Air
Quentin Tarantino, Inglourious Basterds

Best Screenplay – Motion Picture
Neill Blomkamp & Terri Tatchell, District 9
Mark Boal The Hurt Locker
Nancy Meyers It’s Complicated
Jason Reitman & Sheldon Turner, Up In The Air
Quentin Tarantino Inglourious Basterds

Best Original Score – Motion Picture
Michael Giacchino, Up
Marvin Hamlisch, The Informant!
James Horner, Avatar
Abel Korzeniowski, A Single Man
Karen O & Carter Burwell, Where The Wild Things Are

Best Original Song – Motion Picture
“Cinema Italiano” — Nine, Music & Lyrics By: Maury Yeston
“I Want To Come Home” — Everybody’s Fine, Music & Lyrics By: Paul McCartney
“I Will See You” — Avatar, Music By: James Horner, Simon Franglen, Lyrics By: James Horner, Simon Franglen, Kuk Harrell
“The Weary Kind (Theme From Crazy Heart)” — Crazy Heart, Music & Lyrics By: Ryan Bingham, T Bone Burnett
“Winter” — Brothers, Music By: U2, Lyrics By: Bono

Best Television Series – Drama
Big Love
Dexter
House
Mad Men
True Blood

Best Performance By An Actress In A Television Series – Drama
Glenn Close, Damages
January Jones, Mad Men
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Anna Paquin, True Blood
Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer

Best Performance By An Actor In A Television Series – Drama
Simon Baker, The Mentalist
Michael C. Hall, Dexter
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Hugh Laurie, House
Bill Paxton, Big Love

Best Television Series – Comedy Or Musical
30 Rock
Entourage
Glee
Modern Family
The Office

Best Performance By An Actress In A Television Series – Comedy Or Musical
Toni Collette, United States Of Tara
Courteney Cox, Cougar Town
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Lea Michele, Glee

Best Performance By An Actor In A Television Series – Comedy Or Musical
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Steve Carell, The Office
David Duchovny, Californication
Thomas Jane, Hung
Matthew Morrison, Glee

Best Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made For Television
Georgia O’Keeffe
Grey Gardens
Into The Storm
Little Dorrit
Taking Chance

Best Performance By An Actress In A Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made For Television
Joan Allen, Georgia O’Keeffe
Drew Barrymore, Grey Gardens
Jessica Lange, Grey Gardens
Anna Paquin, The Courageous Heart Of Irena Sendler
Sigourney Weaver, Prayers For Bobby

Best Performance By An Actor In A Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made For Television
Kevin Bacon, Taking Chance
Kenneth Branagh, Wallander: One Step Behind
Chiwetel Ejiofor, Endgame
Brendan Gleeson, Into The Storm
Jeremy Irons, Georgia O’Keeffe

Best Performance By An Actress In A Supporting Role In A Series, Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made For Television
Jane Adams, Hung
Rose Byrne, Damages
Jane Lynch, Glee
Janet McTeer, Into The Storm
Chloë Sevigny, Big Love

Best Performance By An Actor In A Supporting Role In A Series, Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made For Television
Michael Emerson, Lost
Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother
William Hurt, Damages
John Lithgow, Dexter
Jeremy Piven, Entourage

I am glad to see that Comedies and Musicals are still lumped together, because it’s 2009 and that just makes sense. But am I missing something? Where are the Best Kiss nominees? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN AWARDS SHOW!