Necky Says, “Scarves Are For Assholes!”

It’s like a Snuggie for your throat! (Boo!)

Obviously this product is great on its own, what with its convenient foldability-pouch and its very stylish look (leopard? Where am I, MILAN?) that goes with any outfit (as long as that outfit is ill-fitting and costs less than 20 dollars). But what I think is most important about this ad is how good of a job it does at showing us just how shitty scarves are. Ew, don’t you guys HATE scarves? They’re always being slammed in van doors, or you’re just fumbling with them forever. “I wish this scarf wasn’t such a fucking nightmare!” Who hasn’t caught themselves saying that every time they step outside in the winter? You’re going to tell me that technology can create photorealistic, life-like dinosaurs in the Jurassic Park movies but we still can’t have a scarf that doesn’t do everything wrong? “There’s a scarf in this peanut butter, OF COURSE.” Well, until now! Thanks, Necky. (Necky even sounds better than scarf. Scarf, come on. What am I? A terrorist?) FUCK SCARVES, 4 REAL. (Thanks for the tip, Matt.)