You are so happy with Verne, your terrifying child bride, that you built a time machine so that you could go back in time and
KILL HITLER fall in love all over again. Get it? Time machine? Because he was in a movie about time machines? You get it. Or maybe you don’t get it now that you are so deeply in love. “Gabe, did you ever think that maybe you use humor as a defense mechanism to keep people from ever getting too close? Verne and I were talking about it last night in bed.” Oh shut up, lovebird.
IN OTHER NEWS: it’s weird that it is 2009 and we have still never addressed the inconvenience of using a fucking TRAIN as a time machine. It would be very inconvenient!