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Fading Of The Cries Is Tommy Wiseau’s The Room But With Swords

Fading of the Cries trailer, you guys. Probably the best trailer of all time:

Uh……

UHHHHH…..

This trailer clearly operates by three rules:

  1. They ain’t ready
  2. Motherfuckers need to know
  3. Get your shit

I will tell you one thing:

WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER MIDNIGHT SCREENING ONCE A MONTH WHERE (WHITE) PEOPLE DRESS UP AS THEIR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND THROW CORN AT THE SCREEN!

Here is the most recent photo taken of Bushwick:

Under the suit, of course, Bushwick is wearing this:

“I will despatch the very essence that nightmares are fabricated…fromuntil it is pried from your decaying flesh.”
–Ironic T-shirt

Oh hi, swords!

Sorry, I know that I am all over the place. But how else am I supposed to be? Did you even watch that thing? It is like Children of the Corn meets the Matrix meets 28 Days Later meets Pan’s Labyrinth meets MacPaint meets A BRAIN HOSPITAL. “How many ambulances do you have? That’s not enough ambulances!” (Thanks for the tip, GeneralDisarray.)