The Cat Massage Lady Was On David Letterman?!

Whoa. Do you know what this is like? This is like when I was old enough to start listening to NPR on my own and not just in my mom’s car on the way home from school or whatever, and at a certain point I noticed that NPR was using, like, Modest Mouse and The Sea and Cake as interstitial music between All Things Considered segments, and I was like “hey, wait a second GRANDPAS, that’s mine.” That is what this is like. BACK OFF, DAVID LETTERMAN.