The Spy Next Door Looks Awesome*!

When I first saw the trailer for The Spy Next Door I thought “Oh my gosh, that looks terrible and full of lazy cliches, I can’t believe they are actually making this movie in 2009, also did Jackie Chan learn nothing from The Tuxedo?” That is what I thought, word for word. But today I got an email from Lionsgate Movies with these official film stills from the movie, and it looks like a lot of fun! Just kidding!

“Could this movie look any worse?”
— Bandler Ching.

I put all the stills into an easy-to-use photo gallery, because even if no one involved with The Spy Next Door bothered to put any thought or effort into their work whatsoever, doesn’t mean we have to live our lives the same way. Let’s do better!