The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Jaden Smith As The Black Karate Kid

OK, I take it all back. Obviously the Karate Kid remake looks great. I wonder what the sweatpants budget for this movie was. Low to high millions I’m sure. Also, I hope that Jaden Smith is wearing Heelies. This movie is going to send Heelies sales through the (bigger/higher/more-on-fire) roof! In any case, this image, one of the first released by Sony seems like a perfect opportunity for a good old fashioned Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest. The winner will get special featured placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball.

Oh, and in the event that it does need mentioning: TAKE IT EASY, GOBLINS. We are just hear to have some F.U.N. There is a big difference between the Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest and the Jeff Dunham’s Why Don’t YOU Caption It ? Contest, if you know what I mean.