What a great break! Very relaxing and enjoyable. And also very exciting! How about those two dudes who sneaked into the White House State Dinner? Give it up for those guys! America #1! She was auditioning to be on The Real Housewives of Washington D.C.? Nice try, Bravo. I’m still not watching The Real Housewives of D.C., so your breach of national security was for naught. “This season, see how the other half tests the President’s personal security in an obnoxious attempt to be the absolute worst.” What is wrong with them, though, seriously? “Being rich is not enough. We most also be horrible.” And Twilight was the #1 movie in America for a second week in a row? Of course it was. We’re doing great, you guys. The pilgrims and dead Indians are looking down at us from space and are like “it was all worth it.”
Well they would be saying that if they were talking about this kitty video! Our ancestors are standing on each others’ shoulders not to help us, but to get a better view of this video. I hope you saved room for AWWWWWS.
“You’re back! You’re back! You’re back! You’re back! NnnnNNNNN….IT’S EXCITING!”