The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Taylor Lautner And Robert Pattinson Kissing

Man, I know that it’s never very cool when blogs complain about how boring the Internet is, because only boring blogs are bored, or whatever, but apparently the Lawnmower Man has already left on vacation this week because this e-place is iDead. Nevertheless, I do think there are still some laffs still to be squeezed from this photo. But I’m exhausted from screaming into the void and hearing nothing in response. So you squeeze the laffs. Provide your caption for this photo in the comments. If you’re even still here. Hello? Pals? (Image via BuzzFeed.)