I shouldn’t even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don’t hurry, my facepaint won’t be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like “hahah, you look like you’re only 3,000 years old!?” I would die from embarrassment, IF I WASN’T ALREADY DEAD. And if I could feel emotions, like embarrassment. This guy knows what I am talking about. TEAM GHOSTS!
Anyway, got to
run FLY. (Get it? You get it! DRACULAS!) After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments of the week, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, and the Editor’s Choice.
This Week’s Highest Rated Comments
This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment
Fuck you negative nellies, those Vampire loving retards look grossly out of shape on the whole. I guess I got downvoted by some Fat Twilight Mom trolling the gum boards. Or my own personal trolls. Thank you for your support assclowns.
Posted by: DS3M in response to The Twilight: New Moon Premiere: Fun Signs, Guys!
Score = -38
[Ed. note: Oh, DS3M. Come on, now. I know that the line between what people think is funny and what people think is offensive can be hazy and thin, but you still have to walk it! And you can’t yell at the line when you fall on the wrong side! I just don’t know who you are mad at, unless it is everyone? And that doesn’t seem fair. Hush now. Live to fight another day, DS3M.]
This Week’s Editor’s Choice