Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

I shouldn’t even be here right now. I SHOULD BE GETTING INTO MY COSTUME! If I don’t hurry, my facepaint won’t be dry before I get to the MOONVIE theater, and everyone will be like “hahah, you look like you’re only 3,000 years old!?” I would die from embarrassment, IF I WASN’T ALREADY DEAD. And if I could feel emotions, like embarrassment. This guy knows what I am talking about. TEAM GHOSTS!

Anyway, got to run FLY. (Get it? You get it! DRACULAS!) After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments of the week, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments


Maybe the black people are in the suitcase.

Posted by: dUb-iLL in response to Couples Retreat Somehow Gets Worse
Score = 67


No, Gabe, I will not download your blog.

Posted by: Dish in response to The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Twilight: New Moon
Score = 73



Who’s There?

Posted by: dUb-iLL in response to An Open Letter To The Ladies Of The View On The Subject Of Rape
Score = 80


Posted by: rileygrime in response to The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Twilight: New Moon
Score = 103

[Ed. note: I was going to make a special “award” for the best comment from the Twilight: New Moon caption contest, but you guys took pretty good care of that. DEMOCRACY IN ACTION. Good work, everyone. All hail President LeStat!]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

Fuck you negative nellies, those Vampire loving retards look grossly out of shape on the whole. I guess I got downvoted by some Fat Twilight Mom trolling the gum boards. Or my own personal trolls. Thank you for your support assclowns.

Posted by: DS3M in response to The Twilight: New Moon Premiere: Fun Signs, Guys!
Score = -38

[Ed. note: Oh, DS3M. Come on, now. I know that the line between what people think is funny and what people think is offensive can be hazy and thin, but you still have to walk it! And you can’t yell at the line when you fall on the wrong side! I just don’t know who you are mad at, unless it is everyone? And that doesn’t seem fair. Hush now. Live to fight another day, DS3M.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! This is like the coolest time to be alive ever!!!

Posted by: annoyingmouse in response to Videogum’s Teen Korner: Now Wut?

[Ed. note: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!]