This Makes Me Barf So, So Much (No Slomo)

“Hello, hospital? Send an ambulance, please. And a bucket. Also, do you know how to fix eyes that have been clawed out with fingers? What’s that? No, they were my fingers. I’m assuming I have the eyes somewhere, I just can’t see them hahahha. They’re probably on the floor though. Or in this puddle of bar–yeah, found them!”