I Don’t Kow Which Of These Two Terrible Trailers Is Worse!

There are two new movie trailers that have popped up over the past couple of weeks and I’m having a really hard time deciding which of them is worse. On the one hand, you have the trailer for Grown Ups, which is basically Old Dogs 2: Dry Cold American Summer. Isn’t it great watching Rob Schneider, David Spade, Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, and Kevin James (wait, where did he come from?) back together on the same screen now that they are all millionaires? Neatttttt! Look out for that tree, you lazy millionaire! But then on the other hand, there is the trailer for Jackie Chan’s The Spy Next Door, which is basically The Tuxedo meets Mrs. Doubtfire? Can two terrible movies make the worst movie? Apparently!

Both trailers after the jump. Bet you can’t pick just one! To be the worst of the two! Because of how bad both of them are! It is our generation’s Sophie’s Choice!

Boy, they both really are terrible. I’m going to give the “award” to The Spy Next Door, though, because I at least laughed at David Spade’s “you’re fat” joke. Sorry, Agent Cody Banks’s Dad.