All Your Nightmares Is Belong To Kodak

“Nostalgia – it’s delicate, but potent. Teddy told me that in Greek, ‘nostalgia’ literally means ‘the pain from an old wound.’ It’s a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn’t a spaceship, it’s a time machine. It goes backwards, and forwards… it takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It’s not called the wheel, it’s called the carousel. It let’s us travel the way a child travels – around and around, and back home again, to a place where we know are loved. By our grandmothers. Who are terrifying. Why is that music playing? Does anyone hear that? Ahhhh! What is happening to this couch? Is this couch shrinking? Why is this couch shrinking? Teddy told me that the couch wouldn’t shrink. He said that in Greek, ‘couch’ literally means ‘Someone help me, I am going to die!'”

–Bonald Braper

Just after the cameras stopped rolling, grandmother unhinged her jaw and swallowed the little girl whole. And now, with Kodak’s ColorPrime imaging software, you can really see the viscera gleam! (Thanks for the tip, Edith!)