If You Only Watch One Video About Razor Scooters Today

First of all, let’s clear a few things up:

1. There is no new adrenaline sport on the horizon.
2. It was Stadius who said “it was fear that first made Gods in the world,” your boyfriend thought right! Although Stadius was talking about Ultimate Frisbee.
3. This guy is your boyfriend

Also, if I ever see a kid doing tricks on a razor scooter, I will murder him, and then I will turn myself in. My years in prison will be made more endurable with the knowledge that I have at least done my part in CLEANING UP THE STREETS.