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Angelina Jolie Stars In The Ultraviolet Patriot Fugitive Identity Games

Salt trailer, you guys:

This movie looks great, because it looks just like a lot of other movies that were already great. Liev Schreiber is going to isolate the background noise from the voice recording and discover that Angelina Jolie is standing near an above ground train. “WHAT CITY HAS AN ABOVE-GROUND TRAIN?!” That is what Liev Schreiber is going to yell. “GET ME THE ONE-ARMED SALT BOURNE!” Because we are all just batteries for the robots, and whoa, Angelina Jolie knows Kung Fu.