The TWSS Archives: The TWSS Race Horse

Date: Unknown
Time: Unknown
Location: TVG: Hawthorne 5
Description: Race horse in competitive racing event is literally named TWSS. No record available as to who might be willing to spend the hundreds of thousands of dollars required to purchase, stable, and care for a race horse all for the sake of giving it hilarious name. Longfellow Deeds? (Status: UNKNOWN.) For one brief moment, industry of horse racing, long associated with the dirt-encrusted depression wholes of the off-track betting parlor, becomes filled with joy and laughter. FILE UNDER: Racing, Race Horses, Laugh, Happy, Rich Man Jokes.