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I Wish James Gandolfini Was My Dad

This is a photo of James Gandolfini taken over the weekend, and it is the best. Look at him! With his big fat belly and his sloppy Homer Simpson mask. Why doesn’t it have a mouth? Hahaha. James Gandolfini is a millionaire and he is going to murder you!

Seriously, this is a great costume (yes, I am using the term “costume” very loosely) but if you walked into your house and someone was standing in the living room wearing this mask, you would shit your pants. This is what The Strangers would have worn, if The Strangers had had a big enough budget to clear the rights. Although, to be fair, if you walked into your house and it was James Gandolfini standing in the living room wearing this mask, you would double-shit your pants. So let’s get off of The Strangers, because I just got off yours (HUH?).

James Gandolfini, though. One of the best dudes! Kanye West wrote the song “Can’t Tell Me Nothin'” about him (no he didn’t). Oh man, what is this post? A love letter? I LOVE YOU DAD! (Photo via Dlisted.)

Previously: Mickey Rourke Wins The Halloween Costume Contest Of My Nightmares