Leonardo DiCaprio Loves Karate Kicks And New Clothes

This video is awesome. It provides some really cool access to one of my favorite people.

His parents named him after Leonardo DaVinci, just to give you a sense of how familiar with third-grade education of historical figures featured on coffee mugs and mousepads artistic his parents were. That is probably the funniest part of this video. Because of how stupid it was when the person said that. Although a close second would be when a long-haired, baby-faced Leo leaned out of his convertible and said “we ah dooly appointed fedehral maahshals.”