Some day it has been so far! You don’t even know the half of it. Literally. If someone were to cut this day in half and introduce you, you’d be like “nice to meet you, stranger.” Huh? Whatever. Anyway, I need a few minutes to e-get my iBearings. So in the meantime, enjoy Madonna’s appearance on last night’s Letterman. It’s pretty funny as far as these things go. Old Godz going mano e madonno. Also, James Franco (Annapolis, ‘Eat, Pray, Love’) is going to be on General Hospital? What’s that all about? Jeremy Piven, the noted sushi liar, is eating fish again? And Padma Lakshmi is magically pregnant? Looks like today ate a clown for breakfast. BRB.