Kids Narrate Video Games Into Their Own Insane Storylines The Darndest Things

I had never realized that Sonic and Tails were high school rivals who used the chaos emeralds (which were not chaos emeralds, probably?) to fight over who should or should not be in detention. And are not gay, but you might think they are gay, why would you think that, because they are. Also racist. This kid is seriously the best kid. He doesn’t need friends to have fun, which works out pretty conveniently. The tales will go on forever, probably. (Thanks for the tip, Colin.)