It’s hard out there! I know it’s hard out there. This guy knows it’s hard out there. If it’s not one thing, it’s another. You just have to keep your head down, and do whatever it takes to get through the day. For some people that means unwinding after a day at the office with a nice scotch and an episode of Ice Road Truckers. (“I’m just so excited to find out if they drive that truck successfully over that ice!”) For some people it’s taking a pottery class at the local community center, or swing dance lessons with a teacher you found on craigslist who smells like alcohol and plastic. It’s like T.I. said before he went to prison for attempting to purchase machine guns with silencers on them: you can have whatever you like! (Except machine guns with silencers on them.)
This is America!
And OK, maybe you want to dress up in a terrifyingly “life-like” horse costume and prance around in your backyard in front of some dilapidated furniture, like some kind of living humanoid Cirque Du AHHHHHHHH. Go for it, dude.
Hey, if it gives me vivid waking nightmares that’s my fault for not exercising my natural right as an American citizen to stab my eyes out. MEANWHILE:
The YouTube description on the Black Stallion video is just: “horsing around.” Haha. Sure. Just horsing around. IN A HELLSCAPE OF YOUR SHATTERED MIND. (Via WarmingGlow.)