Paranormal Activity Scares The Dummies, Apparently

Paranormal Activity trailer, you guys:

This trailer did not convince me that Paranormal Activity is one of the scariest movies of all time. What it DID convince me of is that Paranormal Activity is a lame-o Blair Witch rip-off, and that this test audience is a ridiculous group of babies. “OH NO, NOT SAND FOOTPRINTS!” It’s 2009. “Something bit me.” “I know, let’s go talk to a ghost therapist.” What? But everyone in that test audience shit their pants, apparently? Grow up, you stupid muppet babies.

Also, who watches movies like this:

Yuck. That’s how you watch movies? I hope a ghost climbs into your bed and SOWS SEEDS OF DOUBT INTO YOUR RELATIONSHIP AND YOU BREAK UP!