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Kevin James Will Not Rest Until All The Animals Are Injured

KEVIN JAMES! STOP IT! I KNOW YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH AN IMPORTANT VISION, BUT AT WHAT COST, KEVIN JAMES? AND WHERE DOES IT END? From the AP:

Two movie-star monkeys and crew members of the Adam Sandler film “The Zookeeper” are among the 300 guests who were evacuated from a Boston hotel after carbon monoxide alarms went off.

Fire Department spokesman Steve MacDonald says a small boiler leak at the luxury Liberty hotel prompted elevated readings at around 9:30 a.m. Wednesday. He says the leak was fixed early afternoon.

MONKEYS SHOULD NOT BE IN HOTELS, KEVIN JAMES! MONKEYS SHOULD BE AT HOME WITH THEIR PARENTS. THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND.

Kevin James had this to say:

“Fart.”
–Kevin James.

Obviously, there is always some risk when you are trying to bring something new and incredible into the world. Art is sacrifice. But how much animal blood must be spilled for Kevin James to complete his masterpiece? (Kevin James’s Un Chien Andalou.) And will it be worth it?

Just kidding, OF COURSE it will be worth it. Fandango.